iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on ableism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

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foreignlovers:

So Bo Burnham does this thing were sometimes he’s all funny and full of joke and makes me laugh
AND SOMETIMES HE TOUCHES MY HEART AND ITS NOT LIKE THE GENTLE STROKE KIND OF THING ITs MORE LIKE HE FUCKING JABS HIS FINGER DEEP INSIDE AND HES LIKE CAN YOU FEEL THAt